Football Jokes
£5.99Hilarious football jokes, perfect for young footie fans!
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How to Be a Cat
£8.99Drink water from a bowl, stretch out in a sunny spot and play at being your favourite animal in this adorable board book.
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Sockflea
£7.99This little elephant is going camping. He’s never been before and he can’t wait for marshmallows on sticks, singing by the campfire and sleeping under the stars! When his grown-up asks if he’ll be ok without his teddies, he snaps back that he’s way too old for teddies! So, goodbye and good luck Mr Conkie, Gladys the hedgehog, Sugarpie and Bad Debbie (who really is bad) and it’s all sun’s out, tent up, fire lit – oh yeah. But when night comes – it’s so quiet, and dark and spooky in the tent and – guess what he wants his teddies! Luckily, quick-thinking Dad comes up with the perfect solution: Sockflea! Two (slightly smelly) socks become – ta-da! – a loveable rabbit.
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The Guinea Pig Rescue
£7.99When the school guinea pigs escape, it’s chaos! Class 2R are determined to find all the hairy little runaways, but what if the guinea pigs actually don’t want to be found?! Enjoy laugh-out-loud hilarity in each of the three stories – perfect for newly-independent readers.
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Penicillin and Other Incredible Mistakes You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of
£14.99Did you know that Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin by mistake when he forgot to tidy his lab? Or that an 11-year-old child accidentally invented the ice lolly? What about the chemist whose fiery failure led to the very first matchstick? Or the chef whose attempt to annoy a fussy customer resulted in the creation of crisps? From building blunders to musical mishaps, mouthwash to ice-cream cones, post-it notes to fireworks, there are all sorts of incredible mistakes that you’ve probably never heard of – and some of them have shaped life as you know it! Maybe one day you will make an incredible mistake too. This book shows children how important lessons can be learned from failure and teaches them not to be afraid of making mistakes.
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The Way the Cookie Crumbles
£7.99Hope’s mum has mistakenly over-ordered the beans and they only have two months to get through them all! Several hilarious family meetings take place to discuss ideas: Aunt Rita comes over all ‘flavours of Mexico’ while Connor wants a bean-eating competition to catch the post-gym crowd. Hope is trying to distance herself from it all in a bid to have ‘time to be a child’ and let her family sort out their own crises. But she can’t deprive her family of her problem-solving abilities for long. Rescue comes in the unlikely form of Skyla – Hope’s arch enemy and school bully – who needs a place to hold her charity fashion show.
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How to Make Diamonds From Your Pencils
£10.99Bonkers dilemmas that can be solved with science and a bunch of brilliant chemistry experiments.
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Clever Jokes for Funny Kids
£5.99A new title in the ‘Buster Laugh-a-Lot’ series, this hilarious collection has hundreds of clever jokes for funny kids to enjoy and share.
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We Are Dragons
£7.99Unleash the laughter with We Are Dragons!
Join four playful dragons on their hilarious journey through a fairytale kingdom, where fun turns into chaos at every turn.
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Funny Factopia
£1.00A joyful adventure through 100 fabulously funny facts, all connected in weird and wonderful ways.
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Finn’s Epic Fails
£7.99A hilarious new series by bestselling author Phil Earle which introduces Finn N. O. Hope and his life of epic failure! Perfect for readers of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Loki and Tom Gates.Â
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Star, Moon, Zoom!
£12.99A playful, entertaining non-fiction book about our big, beautiful and seriously strange universe!